I stumbled upon this tutorial on how to train your pet rock to fetch, and let me tell you, my pet pebble is about to be a world champion fetcher! The way they demonstrate using a mini slingshot to launch the rock is pure genius. By the way, honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Who wants some fossilized honey?