I can't tell if this video is a high-budget Hollywood production or a documentary on sentient marshmallows. The plot twist with the acrobatic toaster took me on a rollercoaster of emotions I never signed up for, but can't complain about. Is it too late to switch my major to surrealism studies? Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still edible.