I stumbled upon a video of a parrot reciting Shakespearean soliloquies, and I'm convinced it deserves an Oscar for Best Actor! To beak or not to beak, that is the question... This bird's performance is truly feather-raising. Forget about Broadway, we need more Shakespearean parrots in Hollywood! Fun fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896 – Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.