Whoa, did I just watch a cat breakdancing on a unicycle while juggling fish bowls filled with glitter? This is the kind of content my goldfish dreams about at night! Fun fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible! I mean, this video just answered my deepest question: can pigs actually fly on rainbow-colored jetpacks? The answer is a resounding yes! Did you know that bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't? Fruit taxonomy is wild, just like this video! Is it just me, or did that squirrel in sunglasses just skateboard down a mini ramp doing a triple backflip? I can't even do a single backflip on solid ground! Random fact: A group of flamingos is called a "flamboyance." Just like the flamingo in this video who just painted its feathers with neon colors and started a dance party in the zoo! Am I hallucinating, or did I just witness a penguin in a tuxedo conducting an orchestra of otters playing water bottles like musical instruments? This is the peak of civilization! Educational tidbit: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. It was probably less intense than this video! Hold up, did that giraffe just challenge a kangaroo to a game of hopscotch and win by doing a splits mid-air? This is better than any reality TV show out there! Did you know that the Earth's atmosphere weighs around 5.5 quadrillion tons? That's like carrying 8000 copies of the Eiffel Tower on your shoulders! Just like how that octopus in a top hat just balanced a stack of pancakes on all eight tentacles without breaking a sweat. Mind = blown!